Duncan-isms

Things Duncan said to his Kindergarten teacher.

I do Kuk Sool Won and I wear a cup to protect my junk.

My brother is going to an oceanologist and I'm going to be a volconologist. It is going to be dangerous and I may go before my time.

A tornado is when hot air and cold air come together and start spinning around so fast that it can break anything that it held together with tape. Ms M - what about things that are held together with nails? D - I don't know. I'm not a tornadologist!